Whew. Eva Mendes does not believe sweatpants are the number one cause of divorce. That’s a relief.
She wrote a public apology to sweatpants on Instagram. You all can sleep easier now.
Dear favorite pair of sweatpants. I was just kidding when I said you're the #1 cause of divorce. Everyone knows that orange crocs are the #1 cause of divorce. Either way it was a bad joke and feel terrible if you or anyone thought I was serious. Thanks for understanding sweatpants. Sorry orange crocs.
Meanwhile, Ryan Gosling continues to be a great boyfriend.
Word to the wise. Don't joke about sweatpants or North Korea. Real hot button issues. Trust me.
— Ryan Gosling (@RyanGosling) March 20, 2015
At the Serena premiere, Jennifer Lawrence and Bradley Cooper joked that they were in a work wife/work husband relationship. The secret to making it work?
“No sex!” J-Law said to a reporter.
They’re actually going to be in yet another movie together—Joy. It’s (and I cannot make this up, I swear) about the woman who created the Miracle Mop.
Shia LaBeouf is live streaming his heartbeat because OF COURSE HE IS. (It looks like the live stream was supposed to end a few days ago, but last time I checked, it was still going.)
I’m not going to lie, my 13-year-old self was really disappointed that our hearts weren’t beating in unison. I guess we’re not soul mates after all.
Since he got that rat tail, I’m totally OK with that.
— Shia LaBeouf (@thecampaignbook) March 14, 2015
Taylor Swift bought a bunch of porn sites with her name on them.
From what I’ve read, it doesn’t seem the sites were set up (look, I’m not going to check because that’s the last thing I need on my work computer’s browser history). It’s a practice several celebrities subscribe to, buying domains with their name involved to protect their brand.
If Tay Tay isn’t going to buy these porn sites with her name on it then who will, really? Well, maybe her nemesis Katy Perry.
Here’s a reminder of why Miles Teller is bae. Happy Tuesday, ya’ll!